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I am Sisyphus and...

..my novel is the rock. Not Dwayne Johnson. Another Rock. A bigger rock, rough and irregular. And for the past 6 months it has tumbled...

A Great Resource For Fantasy Writers

There is a guy at one of the message boards I frequent who is a retired professor. He writes some excellent blogs about applying History...

Epic Cruelty, Persecution, and Downtroddening.

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